Breeder Sticker Family Photo

Here’s a family of prolific breeders.  While they may be good at populating the Earth, they’re not very good at picking out names for their offspring.

Who names their kid Boogers?

This breeder sticker has a dad who looks like the typical schmuck who’s stuck in a 9 to 5 job where he has to wear a tie, while punching the clock to feed Boogers and the rest of the breeder family.  He may be a teller at a bank.  He may be frustrated in a dead end job.  He may just want to end it all.  Boogers tend to make you want to do crazy things.  Especially if you have one hanging from your nose and you don’t notice it, but the three other people you’re having lunch with can’t stop staring at it.

Sorry, wrong kind of Booger.

Mom on the other hand looks like she’s straight out of a Donna Reed movie.  Based on the size of her hips, she’s a good one.  She’s definitely not a fan of planned parenthood.

I’m a little confused with Roxy.  I tend to think this is not their daughter, but their son who just came out of the closet.  Who else would pose like that?

Boogers is, as boogers does.  Probably picks her nose and slathers them all over the windows in the car.  Too bad there’s not a dog stick figure… he could lick them off.

Alecheetos needs to pick up his pants, unless he wants to be a gangsta.  I tend to think someone in this dysfunctional family likes Cheetos.  Maybe with a side of boogers.

Mima is the latest one to pop out of Mom’s vagina and hopefully the last.  At least she has a somewhat normal name.  For a cat.